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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:02
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Apple Pulls Ad Campaign Fronted By SNL Star Just One Day After Its Debut - LateNighter
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
27 Celebrities Before And After Getting Cosmetic Work Done - BuzzFeed
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to